Why, Benicio, why?????

Maybe you should have used an additional raincoat.

What the hell was he drunk on??? Patron????

Apparently, Benicio Del Toro knocked up Rod Stewart's celebutant/spoiled daughter, Kimberly Stewart. Ugh. That's a huge step down from the likes of Scarlett Johanson (rumored to have smashed in an elevator), Heather Graham... really?

And to further cement this Toro's rep explicitly states,
 ".. Although they are not a couple, they are looking forward to the arrival of the baby."
That's almost like just sayin' "that bitch is just my baby mama."  It seems like more so as my previous statement, maybe it was a drunken hook up. But then that makes me look at  Benicio hella cross eyed. Mainly because Kim is sorta skeezie. She hung out with Paris during her huge coke fiend blow job days. And for him to had just have unprotected sex with her and just kinda casually dismiss any notion at all that they are a couple kinda sucks. I'm honestly sure nobody really cared. That Wolf movie he last did certainly wasn't his best.  I dunno.

I always thought he was sexy with his whole Puerto Rican sexy macho thing. He's the type of sexy that isn't obvious. It's his mannerisms. Ugh but now he's a baby daddy now and that totally brings it down a few notches. Oh well. Maybe Rod Stewart will bring the couple together somehow by writing a hit song.